Writer, pop culture whore. Editor at This is my next, formerly of Joystiq and Engadget. Ask me about video games, smartphones, and the use of temporal paradoxes in Doctor Who.
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The “Suck My Dick, Jesus”

Is it possible to read a David Sedaris novel without becoming 2/3 parts jealous of a man who can make a living...
(via xkcd: Extended Mind)
wanna meet that cake

Finally got around to seeing “Thor” on Friday. Barring an extensive review, (because hyper-analyzing a...
The end.
“After conducting an in-depth analysis of the nation’s industrial output and long-term economic future, leading economists delicately suggested this week that maybe American manufacturers might want to think about abandoning their current products and start over with something nice and simple, such as a ball.”
Coming soon to your technologically-confused, politically-irate relative’s Facebook wall. And then to Literally Unbelievable.
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